The Weasel Enterprises Quiz

A new school year is upon all those poor students, and that means that it is once again time for them to spend time researching the answers to the WEASEL ENTERPRISES quiz rather than do their homework.  Yes, Mom and Dad might not want to admit it, but they know that after looking up the answers to the quiz, their son or daughter will be much wiser for the wear.  With a new look retro background, The Quiz, will once again entertain all those who dare try and complete it.  Enough said, there are fabulous prizes out there just waiting to be won.

Past winners of The Quiz:

  • The Mexican

  • Ben

  • Beth

  • Dan

  • Katie

  • Maria

  • Patti

  • Frank

  • Lyndsey

  • Nichole

 

Your name could be added to this list.  But first you must play the quiz.  Without playing, you can never have a chance at winning.

Once you have won the Weasel Enterprises Quiz, you will be one of the few, the knowledgeable, the brave and fearless who have undertaken one of the most daunting tasks on the internet.  Just think of the bragging rights you'll have with your friends after you win.

But of course you don't have to take the Most Honorable Judges word for it.  Just ask ZACH.  If he didn't think it was worth this space on the internet, he probably wouldn't be endorsing it, and life would be much simpler.

 

Rules of the Quiz:

1. You must do the quiz by yourself. Groups count only if you declare yourselves to all be one. Use any resources you want, just don't share answers. It takes all the fun out of it.

2. Ambiguous, Misleading and Poorly Worded questions are par for the course.

3. Members of Weasel Enterprises are very lucky to be working at all, let alone bothering the Most Honorable Judges. Those who secretly stole the answers should sit on their hands and let someone else have a chance at winning.

4. All questions used are well reasoned and insightful. They are actually scientifically researched (or at least claim to be). Needless to say, Weasel Enterprises can not be responsible for any misinformation.

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Any information submitted to Weasel Enterprises will be kept strictly confidential. Weasel Enterprises will not give your name or any other information out to anyone. It's only used so that we can contact you to give you your prize.

7. Have Fun!!!!!!!!!!

8. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

9. Just because school has started doesn't mean you shouldn't take time out to play the QUIZ.

10. WARNING This quiz may be difficult. It is entirely possible that you will not know all the answers. If this should happen don't worry, you will not be penalized for guessing.  The more creative the answer, the better.

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1.  Which seabird has the zoological name Puffinus puffinus?
  The Puffin
  The Manx Shearwater
  The Pelican

2.  What happened in the middle of the 20th century that will not happen again for more than 4,000 years?
  1961
  Comet Zingbat
  The alignment of the planets in our solar system

3.  In 1936, what was FDR's presidential salary?
  $50,000
  $65,000
  $75,000

4.  What is the largest amphibian in the world?
  The Goliath frog of Africa
  The Arrow-poison frog of Cuba
  The Chinese giant salamander

5.  Which is not a Thomas Edison invention?
  The Telephone
  The Phonograph
  The Telegraph

6.  Who invented dynamite?
  Alfred Pennyworth
  Alfred Nobel
  Alfred E. Neuman

7.  What are the rocky structures found hanging on the ceilings of caves called?
  Stalagmites
  Stalactites
  Percolites

8.  In which part of a flower are egg cells formed?
  Stamen
  Petal
  Pistil

9.  Each ton of recycled wastepaper spares how many trees?
  5
  17
  25

10.  Why is the Russian space program so far ahead of the United States?  There is a specific answer to this, but The Most Honorable Judges may except others.

 

Hey you survived another wonderful quiz.  Be sure to submit your answers for a chance to win fabulous prizes!

View the answers to the April 1, QUIZ!

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