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Mr. Wedel is the creator of the mayhem that you might find lurking around the corners of Weasel Enterprises. Enough said about him. Learn about the other freaks around the office.
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As chief of Air Quality Control Carmine is in charge of making sure that there are no foul words being spread around Weasel Enterprises. A difficult job at times due to the high stress levels.
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Orson Buggy is in charge of arranging all of ZACH's transportation needs. When it comes to transportation, ZACH must ride in style. The above picture shows Orson's private Burro, his normal mode of transportation.
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Being a security guard at Weasel Enterprises can be a difficult job. There are always hackers trying to break in and steal all of ZACH's secrets. That's why Euripides was hired. If you mess with him, you know you are in trouble.
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Pat Pending is in charge of keeping up with all the copyright laws that seem to befuddle the rest of the staff. Although he hasn't been seen around the office in awhile, we think he is keeping up on top of things. If you have a problem with any copyrighted material located on WEDEL 1, go talk to Pat.
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Xavier Breath is in charge of payroll operations at Weasel Enterprises. Although employees have been trying to get a raise from their pitiful wage of $1 per year, nothing has happened. I wonder why?
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Professor Tony Von Thinkitt is an unknown world anti-genius. He spends hours and hours toiling away in his un-secret laboratory trying to make stuff that has already been invented. Professor Von Thinkitt is primarily in charge of creating new things for Weasel Enterprises to try and market.
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Weasel Enterprises has a great deal of land and facilities to take care of. That's why ZACH went out and hired Moe D'Lawn. It takes hours of dedication to keep the grounds looking swell and D'Lawn is head of it all.
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A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest
men.
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that;
reverse it.
Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?
Round the
world and home again . . . that's the sailor's way!
A small step for mankind
but a giant step for us.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Invention,
my friend, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2%
butterscotch ripple.
Time is a precious thing; never waste it.
We are the
music makers -- and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
If the good Lord had
intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates.
So shines a good
deed in a weary world.
Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got
everything he always wanted. He lived happily ever after.
